That Sexy Biatch

spookaroniandcheese:

what even was this show

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

Popular Pups

onceuponaregalduckling:

theblogforadog:

Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies. 

Australian Shepherd

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Beagle

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Boston Terrier

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Chihuahua

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Cocker Spaniel

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Dachshund

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French Bulldog

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German Shepherd

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Golden Retriever 

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Siberian Husky

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Labrador Retriever 

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Pug

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Miniature Schnauzer 

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Sheltie

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Yorkie

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give me them all.

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

salaampuja:

reasons why Finland is cooler than you:

  • they have police reindeer

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass